After questioning both kids, no real answers surfaced. Top idea on Caleb's mind: poop. Top idea on Morgan's mind: grease. Mom and Dad are pretty sure it's neither.
Why not poop? Doesn't smell like it.
Why not grease? Doesn't smell or look like it.
Mom's idea: illegal chocolate
We ask if they know what grease looks and smells like. Morgan pipes up, "Mommy's hair." In the reflection of the TV, Mom sees Dad slap his hand over his mouth to keep from busting up.
Object lesson: failed.
Mystery: unsolved.
Evidence: File 13.
2 comments:
That's hilarious. Can't wait for those "kids say the darnest things" moments!!!
Thanks for the huge laugh!!! AWESOME story!!!
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